- Truffles: I gotta little junk-junk, in the trunk-trunk! A little booty-booty, so fresh and fruity, mmmmm! I gotta little rump-rump, and I'll do a little BUMP-BUMP!
- Mung Daal: [cooking] Time to squeeze in some squash... Make space for some spice... Make room for the mushroom...
- [Chowder hears the thrice cream cart and runs away, coming back later]
- Chowder: Here's your mushroom!
- Mung Daal: But we already...
- [looks in the oven to find Truffles in it]
- Mung Daal: Not done!
- [shuts the oven door. Meanwhile, Chowder hears the thrice cream cart and runs away again]
- Mung Daal: We gotta get rid of this kid's thrice cream obsession!
- Shnitzel: Radda!
- Truffles: [in the oven] Oh, honey...
- Mung Daal: Run, man! Run!
- [Shnitzel grabs Mung and the two GTFO]
- Truffles: [to Mung] Chocolate pudding, vanilla pudding, butterscotch, you are none of these! Tapioca pudding... THIS is you!
- Chowder: I'm sorry, Thrice Cream Man. I still like you... I just can't be near you, or smell you, or look at you is all.
- Mung Daal: Chowder, what are you doing?
- Chowder: [straining] I'm trying to grow a beard!
- Mung Daal: And why, may I ask, are you trying to do that?
- Chowder: Because you said we were making BBQ, and only a real man can make a dish like that!
- [strains]
- Mung Daal: Careful, your eyes might pop out!
- Chowder: That's okay, I glued them in...
- [a beard appears]
- Chowder: Perfect! And now for the chest hair!