King of the Hill (TV Series)

Doggone Crazy (2008)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Bobby Hill : I had it all planned out. After the 3rd strike, I was gonna walk like an Egyptian back to the dugout.

  Hank Hill : Yep, I'm real sorry I missed that.

• Hank Hill : I feel so stupid.

  Peggy Hill : Oh Hank, so you love Ladybird and you're willing to do anything to keep her. Does that make you stupid?

  Hank Hill : No.

  Peggy Hill : Yes, it does. But it's okay. Love makes people stupid, and I cannot help but be moved by how stupid you are being right now.

• Boomhauer : Dang ol' batter up, man.

• Hank Hill : You sniff that poop, Ladybird. Sniff to your heart's content.

• Hank Hill : You want me to see a dog spiritualist?

  Veterinarian : Hank, I don't pretend to know all the answers, but this guy does.