- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi, Squidward. I'd like you to meet my cousin, Stanley.
- Stanley S. SquarePants: We're related.
- Squidward: [alarmed] There's two of them?
- [Squidward screams and runs back to his house, where he gathers his things, puts a "for sale" sign out front and throws his stuff into a moving truck going by, before getting in himself]
- Squidward: STEP ON IT!
- [the truck drives away]