- Roger at tech support: [Speaking with a THICK Indian accent on the phone with Chase around 3 a.m] Sir, please try pressing CONTROL G again.
- Chase Matthews: OK, I pressed CONTROL G three times and nothing happened.
- Roger at tech support: You must hold down the CONTROL key WHILE pressing the G.
- Chase Matthews: I know. I did that.
- Roger at tech support: Then your computer should be working.
- Chase Matthews: I know it SHOULD be working, but it's not!
- Roger at tech support: Sir, please do not shout at me. I am trying to help you.
- Colin: [Chase's roommate, Colin, who is trying to sleep, snaps] Will you please hang up and go to sleep?
- Chase Matthews: No!
- Roger at tech support: [Thinking HE is being spoken to] Why do you want me to hang up and go to sleep?
- Chase Matthews: [Panics] NO! No, I... I just want you to help me get my video chat back up.
- Roger at tech support: Have you tried pressing CONTROL G?
- Chase Matthews: [Rolling his eyes in disbelief] YES!
- Roger at tech support: Did that work?
- Chase Matthews: No!
- Colin: [From bed] Why don't you press CONTROL G with your bum?
- Roger at tech support: Sir... if you're going to INSULT me...
- Chase Matthews: I didn't insult you. It was my roommate - Colon!
- Colin: [Yelling in frustration at having to correct his name yet again] COLIN!
- Chase Matthews: [to Colin] I don't care!
- Roger at tech support: [Thinking HE is being spoken to] If you don't care, then why have you called Tech Support?
- Chase Matthews: What are you talking about?
- Roger at tech support: [Hostile] Sir, I DO NOT appreciate your aggressive tone!
- Chase Matthews: [Close to tears] I just want my video chat to work.
- Roger at tech support: HAVE YOU TRIED PRESSING CONTROL G?
- Zoey Brooks: Why did you go there?
- Chase Matthews: Because you wouldn't go there! To PCA. Or I thought you wouldn't go there. Which clearly you did. Why did you?
- Zoey Brooks: I missed you.
- Chase Matthews: I missed you too.
- Zoey Brooks: And, um... I... kind of overheard you... say something.
- Chase Matthews: What do you mean?
- Zoey Brooks: Well... A few weeks ago, when I was there, and you were here...
- Chase Matthews: Yeah?
- Zoey Brooks: I guess you and Michael and Logan left your video chat on.
- Chase Matthews: Okay.
- Zoey Brooks: And I heard you say something.
- Chase Matthews: Uh, could you be more specific?
- Zoey Brooks: I heard you say you're in love with me.
- Chase Matthews: [pauses] Oh. That's, uh, pretty specific.
- Zoey Brooks: Uh-huh.
- Chase Matthews: And that's why you went back to PCA?
- Zoey Brooks: That's why.
- Chase Matthews: Uh... Could you just hold for one sec?
- Zoey Brooks: Sure.
- Chase Matthews: Good.
- [clicks the mouse]
- Chase Matthews: OH MY GOD!
- [clicks the mouse again]
- Chase Matthews: I'm back.