Bachna Ae Haseeno (2008)

Ranbir Kapoor: Raj Sharma

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• [first lines] 

  Raj Sharma : [In Hindi]  Love. Affection. Fondness. Passion. Whenever it happens with someone, it changes one's life, the heart starts beating faster and makes you sigh. It gives you sleepless nights, one tends to daydream, it teaches you what it means to love someone. It teaches you how to take those seven steps, which lead to the journey of seven lives. If you're lucky, you find your love, in just one shot. My case is different. I am a killer. I found this love three times.

• [last lines] 

  Raj Sharma : [In Hindi]  A very killer philosopher had said, that the past is over, there is no control over it. And you'll rectify the future only when you set things straight in the present. Hello. I had said that. Wow. I am a killer.

• Raj Sharma : Actually, I am impressed... at three in the night... alone, being a beautiful Indian girl... you're driving a taxi in Sydney. Aren't you scared?

  Gayatri : Why should I be scared? I know Taekwondo, one pocket of my jeans has red chillies and the other has a Swiss knife. And there's a hockey stick in the boot, made in Jalandar. You should be scared, shouldn't you?

  Raj Sharma : Right.

• Joginder Singh Ahluwalia : Be grateful that you are alive.

  Raj Sharma : You... I mean I... will stay alive, right?

  Joginder Singh Ahluwalia : Shut up and drink the whiskey. Don't get scared. The brave never harm the timid.

• Sachin : [while trying to break up Raj and Radhika's wedding day]  Muuuummmmmy!

  Raj Sharma : What? Are you mad? What can mamma do?

  Sachin : Everything! Your mummy is your secret weapon. Use her anyhow. Tell sister-in-law your mummy is a witch.

  Raj Sharma : What are you saying? My mamma is so sweet.

  Sachin : You know that, but sister-in-law doesn't. Tell her she has selected a girl for you, from Bhatinda.

  Raj Sharma : From Bhatinda?

  Sachin : Does it make any difference? Say from Phagwara...

  Raj Sharma : Sorry, sorry.

  Sachin : The word 'mother' has a lot of strength, just take your mother's name, sister-in-law out.

  Raj Sharma : Firstly, stop addressing her as sister-in-law.

  Sachin : I was just getting habituated to it.

  Raj Sharma : Don't get habituated to bad things my brother. Mummy, please forgive me!

  Sachin : By the way congratulations - Happy Independence Day!