Wonder Woman (2009 Video)
Nathan Fillion: Steve Trevor
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Quotes
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Hippolyta : Here the true nature of men is laid bare. What other depraved thoughts must you be thinking?
Col. Steve Trevor : God, your daughter's got a nice rack.
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Wonder Woman : I didn't need you to save me. I needed you to stop Ares.
Steve Trevor : Hey, if it weren't for me, you wouldn't be here right now.
Wonder Woman : I'm an Amazon, Steve. We're prepared from birth to give our lives in battle. I knew what the consequences were going in to this mission. I bet you would have acted differently, if I were a man.
Steve Trevor : Oh, playing the sex card again, are you? You know what? I've had just about enough of listening to you go on about how terrible men are.
Wonder Woman : Does the truth hurt, Steve?
Steve Trevor : News flash: The Amazons ain't so perfect either. You act brave, but cutting yourselves off from the outside world was cowardly. Not to mention stupid. Like less communication between men and women is what the world needed.
Wonder Woman : How dare you?
Steve Trevor : No! I'm not done. You met your first man, what, like 15 minutes ago. And you think you have us all figured out. Well, I'm sorry, but not everything a man does is to further some misogynistic agenda. We don't hold doors open or pull out chairs for women because we're trying to keep you down. And I didn't save you because I thought were some damsel in distress. I saved you because... Because I care about you, Diana. And I'm not gonna abandon a friend in need, man or woman.
Wonder Woman : You should have saved the world, instead of me...
Steve Trevor : Maybe I figured the world's not worth saving if you're not in it.
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Col. Steve Trevor : [in the park, after Diana shows a little girl how to swordfight] That was sweet. Teaching her to disembowel her playmates like that.
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Steve Trevor : So the queen's kid, you know, the hot chick?
Artemis : Princess Diana.
Steve Trevor : Yeah, her. So, what's her deal?
Artemis : Her deal is that I will personally castrate you if you come within five yards of her.
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[last lines]
[Cheetah appears robbing a bank]
Wonder Woman : [to Steve] I guess I'll see you at your apartment.
[runs off]
Col. Steve Trevor : Trevor: Call if you're gonna be late! I don't want dinner getting cold!
Little Girl : Look! It's Wonder Woman!
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Col. Steve Trevor : The truth is, I'm really not such a pig. No, that's not the truth. I am a pig. A womanizer. Been one for a long time now. Sometimes I think it's all because I don't wanna be hurt. Well, not again. This macho bravado, it's all a facade. Wait, why am I telling you this?
[Notices his foot's caught in the lasso of truth]
Col. Steve Trevor : God, I hope you Amazons can't mass-produce this thing.
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Col. Steve Trevor : [in the cloaked fighter plane] Of course. Invisible missles. Har-dee-flippin'-har.
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[Steve Trevor opens a taxi for Diana]
Wonder Woman : I lift cars. I can lift car-door handles.
Col. Steve Trevor : We talked about this, angel.
Wonder Woman : I know. Sorry.
[puts on a playful act]
Wonder Woman : Oh, thank you, Stevie. You're such a gentleman.
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Col. Steve Trevor : [being interrogated with the Lasso of Truth] I don't have to put up with this crap!
Hippolyta : We are unfamiliar with this particular idiom. What does 'crap' mean?
Col. Steve Trevor : [considers] No, forget I even said it.
[tightens the Lasso]
Col. Steve Trevor : [struggles] It's another word for excrement. You happy now, lady?
[looks shocked]
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Steve Trevor : [sees the Lincoln Memorial getting destroyed] They're messing with Lincoln! *Nobody* messes with Lincoln!
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Wonder Woman : Surrender. You cannot escape.
Steve Trevor : Oh, I don't know about that, angel. I've made a hobby out of fleeing chasing women.
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Wonder Woman : It's all true, isn't it, Steve? Everything my mother warned me about man's world is true. She even told me you'd try to seduce me, and I, like a fool, told her, "For now, let's only expect the best from the pilot." You tried to get me drunk. As if you could out drink an Amazon, you pathetic lightweight.
Col. Steve Trevor : [Sees thugs approaching] Oh, crap.
Wonder Woman : [Unaware of the thugs] Yes, I knew exactly what you were trying to do. And please don't use that language around me.
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[repeated line]
Col. Steve Trevor : Oh, crap!
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Hippolyta : [removes Lasso of Truth] This pilot poses no threat to our people. Therefore it is our duty to see him safely returned to the outside world.
Wonder Woman : I wanna be the one to take him back, Mother.
Col. Steve Trevor : [dares to speak] Seconded.
Hippolyta : You do not have the experience necessary to lead such a mission.
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Col. Steve Trevor : So what about all that stuff you said about bringing our two worlds together?
Wonder Woman : Dreams of a naive girl.
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Wonder Woman : Whatever happens, don't let Ares get past the gates!
Col. Steve Trevor : No problem, angel! Leave it to me!
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Col. Steve Trevor : [in front of computer screen] Tell me, what exactly are we up against with this guy?
Wonder Woman : [leans in over Steve's shoulder] Imagine a god whose sole mission is to propagate terror to incite eternal war and fan the flames of hate...
[Steve's nose twitches as he smells something nice]
Wonder Woman : A god who won't stop until the Earth's populace, Amazon and outsider alike, lies murdered in a battlefield grave.
Col. Steve Trevor : You smell good.
Wonder Woman : Must you flirt?
Col. Steve Trevor : It's only natural.
Wonder Woman : [snaps] Suppress it!
Col. Steve Trevor : [attention back to screen] Now this is interesting. The number of violent incidents increased dramatically in the area. A car bomb in Turkey, a workplace shooting in Greece, a farmer kills his family in Crete.
Wonder Woman : Proximity to Ares literally inspires acts of rage in the hearts of those gripped by fear and anger.
Col. Steve Trevor : This might be the break we need. Eventually a pattern will form that will allow us to pinpoint his exact location.
Wonder Woman : So for now, we wait.
Col. Steve Trevor : You know, since this could be the last time you get to see the outside world... maybe you should take in some sights before you have to return to Chastity Belt Island.
Wonder Woman : Themiskira. What did you have in mind?
