King of the Hill (TV Series)

Untitled Blake McCormick Project (2008)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Dale : Do you have any idea what it's like watching an idiot raise your child?

  John Redcorn : Yes. It's very difficult watching an idiot raise your child.

• Dale : Hank, you'd cozy up to Mussolini if he liked your lawn.

• Dale : Bill, what a relief. I dropped my keys in the back of the meat freezer and I need someone well-insulated to fish them out for me.

• Dale : A woman who's perfect for Bill.

  [shudders] 

  Dale : That's a disturbing thought.

• Bill : I hate kids. Well, not all kids. Just the ones that are around all the time. Bill Cosby made it look so easy, and I fell for it.

  Dale : We all fell for it!