King of the Hill (TV Series)

Untitled Blake McCormick Project (2008)

Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive

Quotes 

• Charlene : Bill, I appreciate everything you do for the kids, but you don't have to buy them so much junk food.

  Bill : Right... the kids. That's who I was buying it for.

• Bill : I hate kids. Well, not all kids. Just the ones that are around all the time. Bill Cosby made it look so easy, and I fell for it.

  Dale : We all fell for it!