- Juliet O'Hara: What I'm saying is that I think, maybe, the best things, the richest things aren't supposed to come easily, and that sometimes the moments that make the most sense happen when everything else doesn't and, well, I think you deserve more than popcorn tonight.
- Shawn Spencer: Question, regarding the whole "Mary" thing.
- Mary: My father was named Mary. His father before him was named Mary. And his father before him was named Craig.
- Shawn Spencer: Mary, I'm surprised it took you so long. You seem so spry.
- Mary: Ankle weights. I always wear 'em, even when I sleep. Read about it in Men's Fitness. Totally reinvigorated Ryan Reynolds' career.
- Henry Spencer: [sitting outside the car where Madeleine has a bomb strapped to her] Maddy?
- Madeleine Spencer: Henry?
- Henry Spencer: Yeah, it's me, sweetheart. I'm not going anywhere.
- Madeleine Spencer: All right. Then I won't either. Besides, I don't really have anything better to do right now.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: I want pancakes. Who wants some pancakes? Whipped butter... Maple syrup... What?