"Psych" Disco Didn't Die. It Was Murdered! (TV Episode 2008) - Maggie Lawson as Juliet O'Hara

Juliet O'Hara : [thought they seized property from diamond smugglers, but the cargo container was filled with wild marmosets instead] All I can remember after that are... are hundreds of those... tiny, razor-sharp claws... and teeth!

Carlton Lassiter : Lower primate, my ass! I recognize a military formation when I see one.
Carlton Lassiter : Spencer, I'd appreciate in the future if you just played with your own life.

Shawn Spencer : Oh, come on, Lassie. If Derek hadn't caved, I would have just deactivated it myself. It's very easy. You just clip the red wire and the green wire at the same time.

Juliet O'Hara : Uh, Shawn? There is no green wire.

Shawn Spencer : Really? Huh. Well, in that case, we all would have died.
Buzz McNab : [Lassiter and O'Hara walk into the police station looking like road-kill] What happened to you guys?

Carlton Lassiter : The diamond smuggling case that Detective O'Hara wanted to take didn't go quite as planned.

Juliet O'Hara : That *I* wanted to take! You're the one who insisted on it, Mr. *Head* Detective.
Juliet O'Hara : We were in a small windowless cabin on the lubber deck.

Carlton Lassiter : That's apparently a nautical term for "place they send you to puke".

Juliet O'Hara : Had to wash my hair three times.

Carlton Lassiter : Sorry about that.

Maggie Lawson: Juliet O'Hara