Psych (TV Series)
Talk Derby to Me (2008)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
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Quotes
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[Gus uncovers a body in Westwood's truck]
Shawn Spencer : Oh, thank God!
Burton 'Gus' Guster : "Thank God"? It's a dead person.
Shawn Spencer : Yeah, but it's not Juliet.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : It's still a human being, Shawn. It's Westwood. What's the matter with you?
Shawn Spencer : You're saying you'd rather it be someone that we know and care about? Fine--next time I see Jules, I'll just tell her you wish she was dead.
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Shawn Spencer : [points to a mannequin dressed exactly like Gus] Dude, I can't believe this. You lifted your look right off this mannequin.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : On the contrary, Shawn. Clearly, someone is stealing my look.
Shawn Spencer : Right. I did see Tommy Hilfiger creeping from bush to bush sketching you.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : What are we doing, Shawn?
Shawn Spencer : Well, for starters, we're both growing mustaches very, very slowly. But we're also investigating.
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[Gus refuses to get out of the car to find dumped 'evidence']
Shawn Spencer : Dude, it'll only take a minute.
[Gus doesn't move]
Shawn Spencer : You can't sit out here alone, in the dark, in a parked car. You'll get picked up for mopery.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : "Mopery"?
Shawn Spencer : With intent to creep.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Dude, you are leering.
Shawn Spencer : If by leering you mean staring oddly and in a creepy way, then yes. But it's for an investigation, Gus.
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Shawn Spencer : That is the code of the roller girl.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I never thought I would hear you say that.
Shawn Spencer : Even more than sinkhole sissy feet flapjack gogo-boots?
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Shawn Spencer : We gotta get to Zilk's and we gotta check something out.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : If you say "pants" I'm gonna sock you in the Adam's apple.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : You know I have to study for my exam.
Shawn Spencer : Right. The Rx...something.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Rx Rep RX. Pharmaceutical Rep Re-Certification Exam
Shawn Spencer : That is the second worst name for a test ever, right after the Proctological Practicum.
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Shawn Spencer : You cannot sit here alone in the dark in a parked car. You'll get picked up for mopery.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Mopery?
Shawn Spencer : With intent to creep. Trust me, it'll kick a big hole in your future.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : What are we doing Shawn?
Shawn Spencer : Well, for starters we're both growing moustaches very very slowly. But we're also investigating.