Psych (TV Series)

Talk Derby to Me (2008)

Kirsten Nelson: Karen Vick

Quotes 

• Karen Vick : Did you break somebody's nose?

  Juliet O'Hara : [giddy]  Yes, I did, thank you. Oh, but it was a clean hit. It was actually more of a dislocation, you know? It just popped right back in. Yeah, she curled into my wingspan, so I was totally justified. We're friends now. She has a cat.

• [Six people are squeezing into a tiny surveillance room] 

  Security Guard : We never have more than two people in this room.

  Shawn Spencer : It's cozy, which means I'll need everyone's hands where I can see them. That means yours, too, Chief.

  Security Guard : Who is this?

  Karen Vick : That's our psychic, Shawn Spencer.

  Shawn Spencer : Psychic and Treasurer of the American Wicker Council. I'm up for re-elction. I'm running on a rattan platform.

• Karen Vick : Eighty suspects? Really, Mr. Spencer, it wouldn't be possible perhaps to narrow it down just a bit, would it?

  Shawn Spencer : Not without help. It's a tight group, Chief. It's a clique. It's a sisterhood of the Ya-Ya variety and it's going to take a lot more than a smile and a pack of Pall Malls to get them to talk.

  Carlton Lassiter : Not a problem. Tough-to-crack suspects are right in my wheelhouse.

  Shawn Spencer : Negative. We cannot go about this using a typical Lassiterian technique. We need someone on the inside.

  Karen Vick : Are you saying you want to go undercover?

  Shawn Spencer : Undercover, yes. Me, no. Unfortunately, I'm not qualified for this sort of thing.

  Carlton Lassiter : Don't worry about it, Spencer. I've been itching to do some undercover work...and I got a new mustache guy.

  Shawn Spencer : I like where your head's at because this is going to take a very specific skill set, and there's only one person in this room who can pull it off. I've just got one question...

  [turns to Juliet] 

  Shawn Spencer : Can you skate?

• Carlton Lassiter : Look, Chief, I can get results. Let me in on this.

  Shawn Spencer : Sure, Chief, Lassie seems like a smart choice. We know he's a demon on wheels and, of course, he's so very good with women.

  Karen Vick : Under the circumstances, I might consider you, Carlton, but you're never more obvious then when you're undercover. Perhaps you've forgotten the prosthetic nose debacle of 2005?

• Shawn Spencer : We're available for more cases by the way. Embezzlement, extortion, espionage. Pretty much anything that starts with E. Elephant theft.

  Karen Vick : I'll take that under advisement.

  Juliet O'Hara : Elephant theft?

  Shawn Spencer : Oh, yeah.

  Juliet O'Hara : People steal elephants?

  Shawn Spencer : Major problem. Pretty much out of control.