Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Spider-Man 3 (2020)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, J. Jonas

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : [Spider-Man is brooding on the bell tower]  Did you really think, when you saw this scene on the poster, this would be the scene that leads up to it?

  [shows the infamous dance scene; cut to a church] 

  Nostalgia Critic : This guy knows how Christianity works.

  Eddie : I come before You today, to ask you for one thing: I want you to kill Peter Parker.

  Nostalgia Critic : Yes, as Jesus said in the Bible, "Do unto others... you want me to kill a guy? I'll fucking kill a guy."