Rango (2011)

Isla Fisher: Beans

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Quotes 

• Rattlesnake Jake : [after Beans refuses to sign a deed]  Sign the damn paper, woman!

  Beans : Go to Hell!

  Rattlesnake Jake : [wraps Beans in his coils and suspends her upside down]  Where do you think I come from?

• Beans : [unimpressed]  You ain't from around here, are you?

  Rango : [she walks away]  I- I'm still working on it. Uh, so, what's your name?

  Beans : [rummaging through glass bottles in her cart]  Beans.

  Rango : That's a funny kind of name.

  Beans : What can I say? My daddy plumb loved baked beans.

  Rango : Well you're lucky he didn't plumb love asparagus.

  Beans : [quickly stands up]  What... what're ya saying?

  Rango : I mean, I uh... I enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself, but I'm not sure that a child would uh, appreciate the moniker.

  [picks up a jar with a sort of powder in it and puts some in his mouth] 

  Beans : [walking around the cart to Rango]  My daddy was a great man, even if he did exhibit a proclivity for legumes, and... you...

  [sees what Rango is eating] 

  Rango : Mmm, spicy!

  Beans : You are eating his ashes!

  Rango : [spits, disgusted]  Eh! You carry his remains?

  Beans : [takes the jar and reseals it]  No! His ashes; he loved to smoke. They never found the body.

  Rango : Oh. Um, I'm sure he had his reasons.

• Beans : Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off ma boots!

• Beans : [comes out of trance by her wagon]  And until the people of Andromeda 5 return him safe and sound, I will not sell my ranch!

• Angelique : Hello, Beans.

  Beans : Hello, Angelique.

  Angelique : Tart.

  Beans : Floozy.

  Angelique : Trollop.

• Beans : [comes out of trance in the clothier's shop]  It is not a rash, it is a birthmark!

• Rango : I think you just swallowed Plan B.

  Beans : What?

  [She freezes] 

• Rango : You and your kin are under arrest for bank robbery, and for the murder of our beloved financial adviser, Johannes Merrimack III, a.k.a. Fluffy Joe.

  Ezekiel : Sheriff, we didn't kill nobody. We tunneled into that vault and there weren't nothing in it.

  Jedidiah : Someone done rob that bank before we robbed it.

  Beans : Then where'd you get this here jug?

  Ezekiel : That's what I've been trying to tell you, Pappy. I found it in the desert.

  Balthazar : [starts whacking Ezekiel]  Then why in tarnation did you bring it here?

  Rango : Hold on, hold on! You're saying this here jug was empty when you found it?

  Ezekiel : Uh, huh! That's right!

  Sergeant Turley : Eh, I don't believe a word of him.

  Buford : Let's hang him, sheriff!

  Sergeant Turley : String 'em up!

  Beans : This wouldn't be the first time.

  Waffles : It's a puzzle! It's like a big old mammogram!

  Furgus : What's going on, sheriff?

  Rango : I don't know, but I'm gonna strip this mystery and expose it's private parts.

  [to Balthazar, sternly] 

  Rango : You and your kin are coming with me.