King of the Hill (TV Series)

Lady and Gentrification (2008)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Peggy Hill : How about this? I'm just thinking out loud here, but hear me out. In realty there was this practice called redlining that prevented black people from owning. Now that was obviously bad, but if applied on hipsters, I think I could be an effective tool.

  Hank Hill : Peggy, no.

  Peggy Hill : Think about it, Hank. With the hipsters gone, rents will go down, prices will stabilize, and Enrique can move back in.

  Bobby Hill : Or, how about this? What do hipsters like? Cool things! So, we build a place called Coolsville and fill it with cool stuff. In Coolsville, there is music everywhere and everyone owns convertibles.

  Hank Hill : Ugh! Sounds like Austin.

• Hank Hill : Enrique's neighborhood sure has changed fast, I tell you what. All these "artists" have started moving in. They all look the same, all skinny and walk real slowly.

  Dale : The people you are referring to are called hipsters, Hank. They walk slowly because they've got nowhere to be, man.