King of the Hill (TV Series)

Behind Closed Doors (2008)

Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive

Quotes 

• Dale : [has a keyboard in the alley]  I have decided to add musical accompaniment to liven up our conversation.

  Hank Hill : I don't know. Conversation is already pretty good. We don't need any livening up.

  Dale : Allow me to demonstrate. I was going to have a beer, but the tab broke.

  [Plays dramatic sting] 

  Dale : But then I took out my pocket knife, and now my beer tastes like my back pocket.

  [Plays fanfare] 

  Bill : Wow! You really made that come to life.

  Dale : Good luck following that, Boomhauer.

• Dale : Wanna hear your theme song, Hank?

  [plays heavy metal riff] 

  Dale : I'm kidding. Here's your theme song.

  [plays honky-tonk tune] 

  Dale : No, this is.

  [plays harp arpegio] 

  Dale : Ha ha ha! Seriously, that is your theme.

  Bill : Ooh, play my theme song!

  [Dale plays comical theme with sound effects] 

  Bill : That is so me!