- Dale: [has a keyboard in the alley] I have decided to add musical accompaniment to liven up our conversation.
- Hank Hill: I don't know. Conversation is already pretty good. We don't need any livening up.
- Dale: Allow me to demonstrate. I was going to have a beer, but the tab broke.
- [Plays dramatic sting]
- Dale: But then I took out my pocket knife, and now my beer tastes like my back pocket.
- [Plays fanfare]
- Bill: Wow! You really made that come to life.
- Dale: Good luck following that, Boomhauer.
- Peggy Hill: Also, I got you both cell phones.
- Bobby Hill: Cool!
- Peggy Hill: That only call to me.
- Bobby Hill: Oh. Can I receive calls, then?
- Peggy Hill: From me.
- Bobby Hill: Oh.
- Dale: Wanna hear your theme song, Hank?
- [plays heavy metal riff]
- Dale: I'm kidding. Here's your theme song.
- [plays honky-tonk tune]
- Dale: No, this is.
- [plays harp arpegio]
- Dale: Ha ha ha! Seriously, that is your theme.
- Bill: Ooh, play my theme song!
- [Dale plays comical theme with sound effects]
- Bill: That is so me!
- Bobby Hill: [avoiding a phone call from Peggy] Can I hang out with you for a while?
- Joseph Gribble: You can if you want, but my dad's been testing tasers, so you really have to watch out.
- Bobby Hill: I'll take my chances.
- Peggy Hill: [on answering machine] We are not home right now, so leave a message. Unless you're Alex Trebek, in which case, come right in.