Charmed (TV Series)

Search Party (2020)

Poppy Drayton: Abigael Jameson-Caine

Quotes 

• Mel Vera : Every time I think that there's hope for you...

  Abigael Jameson-Caine : To do what? Put on my goody-two-shoes and prance around, saving broken-winged sparrows like you and your judgy-Judy sisters? I'd rather have a stiletto in my eye.

  Mel Vera : Happy to help. Find me a stiletto.

  Abigael Jameson-Caine : Misery doing business with you.

• Mel Vera : One potion does not require this many ingredients. What is this?

  Abigael Jameson-Caine : This is what it looks like when your demon-owned companies go belly-up, your credit cards are frozen, and the Four Seasons won't take Bitcoin.

  Mel Vera : Okay. Not happening.

  Abigael Jameson-Caine : You need a potion, and I need a place to crash. Let's call it quid pro quo.

  Maggie Vera : Uh, hang on a second. Quid pro no.

  Macy Vaughn : This is literally my worst nightmare.

  Abigael Jameson-Caine : Well, that's not very Charmed Ones of you. I'm a fellow witch in trouble. Isn't that your mission? To help witches in distress?

  Macy Vaughn : We're done playing dungeons and demons. Harry's life is in danger.

  Abigael Jameson-Caine : And so is mine. Because of you ladies, I have a target on my back. My apartment's been overtaken by hostile demon forces. And I have nowhere else to go. And, anyway... I can be useful to you.

• Abigael Jameson-Caine : [Mel is going through her luggage]  What the hell do you think you're doing?

  Mel Vera : We need a quicker way to find Harry. Where's that magic detector you found in Maine?

  Abigael Jameson-Caine : It's at my apartment.

  Mel Vera : The one overrun by demons? Oh, no.

  Abigael Jameson-Caine : It wasn't enough that they took my crown. They had to come for my castle, too. So forgive me if I only had time to pack the essentials.

  Mel Vera : Well, that magic detector is an essential. So we need to go get it.

  Abigael Jameson-Caine : We? Not a chance.