CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Two and a Half Deaths (2008)

David Berman: Assistant ME David Phillips

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Quotes 

• David Phillips : [to Grissom, after pulling a rubber chicken out of the mouth of a murder victim]  Oh, come on. You've gotta say something. Uhh, "I suspect fowl play"; or, uh, "that's poultry evidence." You know: something.

  Gil Grissom : Dying's easy; comedy's hard.