Quotes
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Officer Ziva David : [viciously kicking the photocopier] *Die*, you stupid machine!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : She seems unfazed.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Those are standard Mossad-style, copy-machine assault tactics, McGee.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You done?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Don't need the bugs, Boss. Got Hoffman's latest victim, number five. Female caucasian, mid-to-late 20's. Dead on the living room floor.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What about the finger?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yep, missing a finger.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [handing cell phone to McGee] Call Ziva! Give her the distress code! Tell her we're taking Hoffman down NOW!
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Officer Ziva David : Michael's not involved!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Michael?
Officer Ziva David : That is his name.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : His *first* name. You didn't...? Don't tell me... Okay, tell me!
Officer Ziva David : What I *did* or did *not* do is NONE of your business!
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Officer Ziva David : What?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You don't look so bad. McGee said you were a wreck.
[reaches for Ziva's hair, she grabs his hand and slams it down on her desk]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I was just gonna tussel your hair. Sometimes it makes you smile.
Officer Ziva David : [pause] Sorry.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Have you had your mandatory session with the shrink?
Officer Ziva David : Yes!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Still crazy then?
[Ziva glares at Tony]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Getting off your case.