Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Fish in a Drawer (2008)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
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Quotes
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Sloane Jagov : [checking the crime scene, a.k.a. Charlie's bedroom, for semen with a special light] My... God!
Wes Tosterone : It's like a Jackson Pollock painting!
Charlie Harper : The ceiling fan is actually a cute story.
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Charlie Harper : I can't believe it! She used me! She conned me! She took my money! Hey, Courtney!
Courtney : What?
Charlie Harper : I'll wait for you!
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Charlie Harper : You keep rubbing up against me, I'll be able to catch my mother's garter without my hands.
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Charlie Harper : That blouse is very distracting. Is that police issue?