Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Fish in a Drawer (2008)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
Quotes
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Alan Harper : [a hooker says, "Hi, Alan!". Evelyn burns him a look] Hey, I'm not the one who's got a dead husband with lipstick on his dipstick.
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Jenna : So, are you a friend of the bride or the groom?
Alan Harper : Well, the bride is my mother, so... the groom.