Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Fish in a Drawer (2008)
Conchata Ferrell: Berta
Quotes
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Berta : You can't blame him. You gotta figure that boinking Evelyn is like riding a bicycle over train tracks. You'll get where you're going, but you're gonna feel every bump.
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Berta : I'm warning you, coffee tends to shoot through me. So, if you've got a cavity search planned, you better do it pretty quick.
Wes Tosterone : We don't need to do a cavity search.
Berta : Can I request one?
Wes Tosterone : What do you know about Teddy Leopold?
Berta : I know he was hot for me. He was always flirting.