Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Fish in a Drawer (2008)
Holland Taylor: Evelyn Harper
Quotes
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Evelyn Harper : Ugh! What is that? Non-dairy creamer? Just take me to the Green Mile and be done with it.
Wes Tosterone : It's all we got.
Evelyn Harper : Oh, please! All these cops around, one of them can't make a Starbucks run?
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Evelyn Harper : There was lipstick on his hoo-hoo.
Wes Tosterone : Your lipstick?
Evelyn Harper : Oh, God, no. I'd rather drink your coffee.
Wes Tosterone : So, he was with another woman.
Evelyn Harper : Not necessarily.
Wes Tosterone : Do you have another theory for where the lipstick came from?
Evelyn Harper : Have you ruled out clowns? You should check for really big footprints.
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Evelyn Harper : Jake, how many times do I have to tell you? Do not eat the cake until they cut it!
Jake Harper : But, I'm hungry! What am I supposed to do?
Evelyn Harper : Eat some cheese.
Jake Harper : So, I can cut the cheese? Get it?