Disaster Movie (2008)

Jason Boegh: Male Carrie

Quotes 

• Male Carrie : [thinking]  And so I thought: Could a simple New York City gal like me really beat the shit out of a pregnant teenager? I wonder.

  Juney : Like Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV, I must break you.

• Male Carrie : Oh, my God. Hannah Montana is really Miley Cyrus.

  Enchanted Princess : Well, duh. No shit, Sherlock. All I do is wear a wig and change my voice a little bit and those dumb kids can't tell the difference. Then I get twice the pay and twice the merchandise. Just a reminder, my new CD comes out. Miley Cyrus: Underage. it's available in stores now. Featuring songs from my dad, Billy Ray. Only 9.95.