Disaster Movie (2008)

Nicole Parker: Enchanted Princess, Amy Winehouse Look-A-Like, Jessica Simpson Look-A-Like

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Quotes 

• Batman : Hi.

  Enchanted Princess : Hi!

  Batman : I'm Batman.

  Enchanted Princess : [deep voice]  I'm Enchanted Princess!

• [upon seeing a taxi cab turn a corner] 

  Enchanted Princess : And what magical creature are you?

  [gets hit by the taxi] 

• Enchanted Princess : [preparing to dance]  Stop pressuring me!

• Juney : Let me guess, an evil witch banished you from your fairy tale kingdom.

  Enchanted Princess : No, my silly, pasty, quirky teen. Actually, I'm just a demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers.

  Will : How'd you end up there?

  Enchanted Princess : Drugs. Lots and lots snd lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS!

• Enchanted Princess : [singing]  My dear prince, you have rescued me you have caught me in your arms...

  Calvin : [singing]  Actually you landed on my balls!

• Enchanted Princess : [Upon turning and her puffy sleeve catching her face] 

  [screams] 

  Enchanted Princess : Oh it's just my sleeve.

  [Lightly laughs] 

  Enchanted Princess : [Upon turning into her other sleeve] 

  [screams] 

  Enchanted Princess : Oh there must be a mirror some where.

• Male Carrie : Oh, my God. Hannah Montana is really Miley Cyrus.

  Enchanted Princess : Well, duh. No shit, Sherlock. All I do is wear a wig and change my voice a little bit and those dumb kids can't tell the difference. Then I get twice the pay and twice the merchandise. Just a reminder, my new CD comes out. Miley Cyrus: Underage. it's available in stores now. Featuring songs from my dad, Billy Ray. Only 9.95.

• Kung Fu Panda : [to Calvin]  Your girl looks familiar, man. Last year, I paid her twenty bucks for twenty minutes. If you know what I mean.

  Enchanted Princess : It's true. And a curious factoid: pandas actually have three descending testicles.