Disaster Movie (2008)
Matt Lanter: Will
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Quotes
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Calvin : Man, you messed shit up with Amy. You're lucky a girl like that would even talk to you. She's hot, sexy. She got a job. Man, that girl out of your league.
Will : She's not out of my league.
Calvin : Shit, she gotta put up with your stank breath. Not to mention your abnormally high plumber's crack.
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Juney : Let me guess, an evil witch banished you from your fairy tale kingdom.
Enchanted Princess : No, my silly, pasty, quirky teen. Actually, I'm just a demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers.
Will : How'd you end up there?
Enchanted Princess : Drugs. Lots and lots snd lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS!
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Will : You're taking Jo-Jo?
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[first lines]
Will : [after falling face-first into a pile of feces in his dream] Oh, shit.
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Will : [singing] I'm fucking Matt Damon.
Amy : You're fucking Matt Damon?
[singing]
Amy : Well I'm fucking Hannah Montana!
Hannah Montana : [singing] She's fucking Hannah Montana! Backstage, at my concert, fucks me on my parents' bed! After school, at my locker, in the car I give her head! I'm also fucking the Flava!
Flava-Flav Look-A-Like : [singing] Yeah, it's Flava-Flav, foo'! You know what time it is, 'cause I'm fucking Juney too!
Juney : [singing] Yeah, I know, but it's true: Flava-Flav, he fucks me too.
Michael Cera Look-A-Like : [singing] And I swap with Calvin, and he swaps with that dude.
All : And we're all fucking Hellboy!
