- Principal Lewis: Spaghetti and meatballs. Gotta love my peeps!
- Steve: Wait, Principal Lewis, Italian food is part of your culture?
- Principal Lewis: What *should* I be eating, Steve? What should a man with *my* physical attributes be eating? Something from a different part of the world, perhaps? A certain continent? Should I be wearing a different kind of clothing while eating it? Enlighten me, Steve! What should I be eating?
- Steve: [thinking on his feet] Uh... Deez nuts?
- Principal Lewis: Your silver tongue has gotten you out of yet another scrape, Smith.
- Francine: [after spotting a customer leaving Sub Hub and getting into his car] Meat thief! Meat thief!
- Hayley: This is my Big chance to make a bust!
- [Man reverses away]
- Hayley: We gotta tail him!
- Francine: To the meat mobile!
- [Hayley dives into the driver's seat, Francine jumps and slides along the hood but tears her dress off on the wing mirror, leaving her in her underwear]
- Francine: Goddamn Witches, Man...