Corner Gas (TV Series)

Bed and Brake Fast (2008)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• Hank Yarbo : [Davis drives off after borrowing Brent's car]  How come he gets to use your car?

  Brent Leroy : Because he brings it back.

  Hank Yarbo : Oh, so now there are rules?

  Brent Leroy : It's more just common courtesy... like, not driving my car out of town. Or not running my car out of gas while you're out of town. Or not having my car towed by the police to somewhere even farther out of town.

  Hank Yarbo : Oh, like I'm the one who didn't put enough gas in it.

  Brent Leroy : Yeah, that's right - I should have thought of that before I let you take my car without asking.

  Hank Yarbo : Fine - can I borrow your car that time?

  Brent Leroy : No!

  Hank Yarbo : See? That's why I don't ask!

• [Wanda is driving and sees Brent's car ahead of her. Unaware that Davis is borrowing it again, she calls Brent] 

  Wanda Dollard : [on the phone]  Hey Brent, look behind you.

  Brent Leroy : [at the gas station, on the phone]  Yeah, okay?

  Wanda Dollard : [phone]  You're going kinda slow.

  Brent Leroy : [phone]  Well it's the end of the day and no one's around.

  Wanda Dollard : [phone]  Well move over, Gramps! And make room for the living!

  [she hangs up] 

  Brent Leroy : [phone]  Who's grandma is what? What's happening?

  [Wanda starts to overtake Brent's car, but when she goes to wave smugly to him, she sees that Davis is actually the one driving. Once she has passed him, Davis puts a police light on top of the car and speeds up] 

  Wanda Dollard : Ah, crap.

• Wanda Dollard : I don't want to alarm you but somebody cleaned your car.

  Brent Leroy : How do you know it wasn't me?

  Wanda Dollard : I saw Davis cleaning it.

  Brent Leroy : Touché. Well, he borrowed it so he cleaned it. He even filled the tank!

  Wanda Dollard : Goody two-shoes.

  Brent Leroy : I don't care if Goody's got five shoes. At least he doesn't leave a melted ice cream cone on my seat!

  Wanda Dollard : I told my kid to leave it under the seat. He never listens.

  Brent Leroy : Why is Davis the only one who takes care of my car? It's a good car.

  Wanda Dollard : I take care of your car! Remember the time I cleaned ice cream off of the seat?