Corner Gas (TV Series)

Bed and Brake Fast (2008)

Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy

Quotes 

• [Oscar pretends his house is a b&b and convinces a couple to pay to stay there, but lies to Emma, saying that the guests are old friends of his] 

  Mrs. Johnson : Your wife seems a little confused about the arrangements.

  Oscar Leroy : Well, just between you and me, she has a little hobby.

  [he makes a drinking motion] 

  Oscar Leroy : Anyway, twenty extra for lunch.

  Mr. Johnson : But she said...

  Oscar Leroy : Three beers in, she'll say anything!

• [after Emma finds out what Oscar told their guests] 

  Emma Leroy : That Buddy Johnson sure has some crazy stories, huh?

  Oscar Leroy : Yeah, real nut-job.

  Emma Leroy : Like when he first met you, at the hotel bar?

  Oscar Leroy : Is that where we met? Heh, so long ago I can barely remember.

  Emma Leroy : I bet it seems like just yesterday!

  Oscar Leroy : Yeah...

  [he tries to make a run for it] 

  Oscar Leroy : Gotta go.