Corner Gas (TV Series)

Bed and Brake Fast (2008)

Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard

Quotes 

• [Wanda is driving and sees Brent's car ahead of her. Unaware that Davis is borrowing it again, she calls Brent] 

  Wanda Dollard : [on the phone]  Hey Brent, look behind you.

  Brent Leroy : [at the gas station, on the phone]  Yeah, okay?

  Wanda Dollard : [phone]  You're going kinda slow.

  Brent Leroy : [phone]  Well it's the end of the day and no one's around.

  Wanda Dollard : [phone]  Well move over, Gramps! And make room for the living!

  [she hangs up] 

  Brent Leroy : [phone]  Who's grandma is what? What's happening?

  [Wanda starts to overtake Brent's car, but when she goes to wave smugly to him, she sees that Davis is actually the one driving. Once she has passed him, Davis puts a police light on top of the car and speeds up] 

  Wanda Dollard : Ah, crap.

• Wanda Dollard : I don't want to alarm you but somebody cleaned your car.

  Brent Leroy : How do you know it wasn't me?

  Wanda Dollard : I saw Davis cleaning it.

  Brent Leroy : Touché. Well, he borrowed it so he cleaned it. He even filled the tank!

  Wanda Dollard : Goody two-shoes.

  Brent Leroy : I don't care if Goody's got five shoes. At least he doesn't leave a melted ice cream cone on my seat!

  Wanda Dollard : I told my kid to leave it under the seat. He never listens.

  Brent Leroy : Why is Davis the only one who takes care of my car? It's a good car.

  Wanda Dollard : I take care of your car! Remember the time I cleaned ice cream off of the seat?