Corner Gas (TV Series)

Bed and Brake Fast (2008)

Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo

Quotes 

• Hank Yarbo : [Davis drives off after borrowing Brent's car]  How come he gets to use your car?

  Brent Leroy : Because he brings it back.

  Hank Yarbo : Oh, so now there are rules?

  Brent Leroy : It's more just common courtesy... like, not driving my car out of town. Or not running my car out of gas while you're out of town. Or not having my car towed by the police to somewhere even farther out of town.

  Hank Yarbo : Oh, like I'm the one who didn't put enough gas in it.

  Brent Leroy : Yeah, that's right - I should have thought of that before I let you take my car without asking.

  Hank Yarbo : Fine - can I borrow your car that time?

  Brent Leroy : No!

  Hank Yarbo : See? That's why I don't ask!

• [Hank, hired by Lacey to fix her bathroom tiles, spent his working time for the day distracted by trying to fix her fridge, breaking it in the process] 

  Lacey Burrows : Well, that's just great. And thank you for eating all my food 'cause that'll keep it from going bad.

  Hank Yarbo : I do what I can. Oh, by the way, I had a nice little chat with your Mom!

  Lacey Burrows : Oh, my Mom called?

  Hank Yarbo : No, I called her! Her number was on the fridge. You know, she misses you.

• [Karen has now gotten Hank to try to fix her sink] 

  Karen Pelly : I don't know what's wrong but it's been leaking for days.

  Hank Yarbo : Well, there's your problem. It's not supposed to leak!