Corner Gas (TV Series)

Bed and Brake Fast (2008)

Paul Hack: Mr. Johnson

Quotes 

• [Oscar pretends his house is a b&b and convinces a couple to pay to stay there, but lies to Emma, saying that the guests are old friends of his] 

  Mrs. Johnson : Your wife seems a little confused about the arrangements.

  Oscar Leroy : Well, just between you and me, she has a little hobby.

  [he makes a drinking motion] 

  Oscar Leroy : Anyway, twenty extra for lunch.

  Mr. Johnson : But she said...

  Oscar Leroy : Three beers in, she'll say anything!