Family Guy (TV Series)

The Former Life of Brian (2008)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Dylan Flannigan, Matthew McConaughey

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Quotes 

• Chris Griffin : [after Dylan beats up the Evil Monkey]  Yay! I haven't been in my closet for years! Boy... there is a lot of feces in here.

• Peter : [Dylan walks in and smashes a vase of flowers against the wall]  Something on your mind, son?

  Dylan : Shut up! You're just a fat old bastard!

  Peter : Well, not to get technical, sir, but you are the bastard.

  [laughs while moving his head up and down] 

• Brian Griffin : [to Lois]  Don't worry. I got it under control, Lois. I'm monitoring Dylan from here on Stewie's baby monitor.

  [listens to conversation over monitor] 

  Stewie Griffin : Hey, Dylan? Hey, come on in here for a sec.

  Dylan : Stewie, why are you nude?

  Stewie Griffin : Oh, just a little something I do once a week around here called a "naked tea party." Got my teacup here and now all I need is a teabag. That something that interest you, my friend?

  Dylan : You're weird.

  Stewie Griffin : Yeah, and you're attractive. Now take your fucking pants off!

  Dylan : I'm out of here.

  Stewie Griffin : Huh, did you see that, Rupert? "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Seconds" starring Stewie Griffin, huh? Gee whiz.

• Dylan : Knock-knock.

  Brian Griffin : Who's there?

  Dylan : You're there.

  Brian Griffin : I'll always be there, Dylan.