Family Guy (TV Series)

The Former Life of Brian (2008)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, John Herbert, Mexican Priest

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Hey Brian, what would you do if Dylan was in a car wreck?

  Brian Griffin : Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't even want to think about. No. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. Knock on wood.

  Glen Quagmire : I can imagine that'd be pretty tough.

  Brian Griffin : No, no, no Quagmire. Until you have a child. Until you have a child you can't possibly understand.

  Joe Swanson : Listen Brian, there's a difference between being cautious and being over protective.

  Brian Griffin : That is a dad talking. That is a dad talking Quagmire. You're right you can't hold your kids back. It's like I say, you have to give your child both roots and wings.

  Cleveland : Brian, I want to punch you in the dick right now.