- Commissioner Gordon: Are you sitting?
- Batman: Sometimes I sit.
- Commissioner Gordon: Never seen it.
- Batman: You don't know everything I do.
- Bruce Wayne: You can wipe that smug look off your face.
- Alfred: That's not smug. This is smug.
- Bruce Wayne: Devastating.
- Alfred: Why don't you come back to bed? I've made you a cup of honey tea and pigs in a blanket.
- Bruce Wayne: I don't want pigs in a blanket: I want to fight crime! I will take that honey tea.
- Commissioner Gordon: Now I brought a list of things that I need you to pay for so I can take back the city. One: police officers. Two: a codpiece that I can wear that opens up and shoots a tiny missile.
- Bruce Wayne: That doesn't exist.
- Commissioner Gordon: Not. Yet. That's where you and your fat wallet come in.
- [a poster announcing the Two-Face/Bane partnership is revealed]
- Bane: But... that's not a... that's just a picture of you! I'm not even on the poster. Where's the 50 and 50?
- Two-Face: What are you talking about? That's you right there.
- [Points to an indistinct shadow]
- Bane: No, that is a shadow; I was born there, but that's not me. And look, it's only got your name on it!
- Two-Face: What are you talking about? That's you, that's me, we each got a face: Two Faces!
- Bane: I think it's too much of a thinker.
- Two-Face: Nah, everyone knows that it's the both of us. Equal partners, right?
- Bane: I would be open to a bus poster like the "Twins" poster, where it's you, but it says "Bane", and then it's me, but it says "Two-Face". But I've gotta be on there!