Supernatural (TV Series)
Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean Winchester (2008)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Bobby Singer : Solid iron, completely coated in salt. One hundred percent ghost proof.
Sam Winchester : You built a panic room?
Bobby Singer : ...I had a weekend off.
Dean Winchester : Bobby.
Bobby Singer : What?
Dean Winchester : You're awesome.
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Dean Winchester : I mean, I don't like gettin' singled out at birthday parties, much less by God.
Sam Winchester : Okay, well, too bad, Dean. Because I think He wants you to strap on your party hat.
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Dean Winchester : See, this is why I can't get behind God.
Sam Winchester : What are you talking about?
Dean Winchester : If He doesn't exist, fine. Bad crap happens to good people. That's how it is. And no rhyme or reason, just random horrible, evil. I get it. Okay? I can roll with that. But if He is out there, what's wrong with Him? Where the hell is He while all these decent people are getting torn to shreds? How does He live with Himself? You know, why doesn't He help?
[long pause]
Bobby Singer : I ain't touching this one with a ten-foot pole.
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Dean Winchester : [Rummaging through the grocery bag that Sam brought back from his supply run] Dude?
Sam Winchester : Yeah.
Dean Winchester : [Worried, looks Sam in the eye] Where's the pie?
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Bobby Singer : It all says an angel can snatch a soul from the pit.
Dean Winchester : What else?
Bobby Singer : What else what?
Dean Winchester : What else could do it?
Bobby Singer : Airlift your ass out of the hotbox? As far as I can tell, nothin'.
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Castiel : The rising of the witnesses is one of the 66 seals.
Dean Winchester : Okay, I'm guessing that's not a show at Sea World.
Castiel : Those seals are being broken by Lilith.
Dean Winchester : She did the spell. She rose the witnesses.
Castiel : Mm-hmm. And not just here. Twenty other hunters are dead.
Dean Winchester : [understanding] Of course. She picked victims that the hunters couldn't save so that they would barrel right after us.
Castiel : Lilith has a certain sense of humor.
Dean Winchester : Well, we put those spirits back to rest.
Castiel : It doesn't matter. The seal was broken.
Dean Winchester : Why break the seal anyway?
Castiel : You think of the seals as locks on a door.
Dean Winchester : Okay, last one opens and...
Castiel : Lucifer walks free.
Dean Winchester : [stares, stunned] Lucifer? But I thought Lucifer was just a story they told. At demon Sunday school. There's no such thing.
Castiel : Three days ago, you thought there was no such thing as me. Why do you think we're here walking among you now for the first time in 2,000 years?
Dean Winchester : [quietly] To stop Lucifer.
Castiel : [nods] That's why we've arrived.
Dean Winchester : Well, bang-up job so far. Stellar work with the witnesses. That's nice.
Castiel : We tried. There are other battles, other seals. Some we'll win, some we'll lose. This one we lost.
[Dean snorts derisively. Castiel moves closer to him]
Castiel : Our numbers are not unlimited. Six of my brothers died in the field this week. You think the armies of heaven should just follow you around? There's a bigger picture here.
[leans in even closer; Dean looks uncomfortable. With intensity:]
Castiel : You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of hell. I can throw you back in.
[he disappears]
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Bobby Singer : I think I got everything we need here at the house.
Dean Winchester : Any chance you got everything we need here in this room?
Bobby Singer : So you thought our luck was gonna start *now* all of a sudden?
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Dean Winchester : Fine. What do we know about angels?
Bobby Singer : [He moves a stack of heavy books to the center of his desk] Start readin'.
Dean Winchester : [Jabs a finger towards Sam] You're gonna get me some pie.
[Grabs a book and stalks away]
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Dean Winchester : I'm trying to come up with a theory here, okay? Work with me.
Sam Winchester : Dean, we have a theory.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, one with a little less fairy dust on it, please.
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Dean Winchester : I thought angels were supposed to be guardians. Fluffy wings, halos - you know, Michael Landon. Not dicks.
Castiel : Read the Bible. Angels are warriors of God. I'm a soldier.
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Bobby Singer : i called some hunters near-by.
Dean Winchester : good. we can use their help.
Bobby Singer : except... they ain't answering their phones either.
Sam Winchester : somethings up, huh?
Bobby Singer : you think!
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Bobby Singer : this is a sign boys.
Sam Winchester : a sign of what?
Dean Winchester : [at the same time as sam] a sign of what?
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Sam Winchester : you alright?
Dean Winchester : no.
Sam Winchester : let's go.
Dean Winchester : [grunts in pain]
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Dean Winchester : ronald. hey, my good man. we were pals.
Ronald Reznick : that's when i was breathing. now, i'm gonna eat you alive.
Ronald Reznick : hehe. well, i'm not a cheeseburger.