Corner Gas (TV Series)
Final Countdown (2008)
Lorne Cardinal: Davis Quinton
Quotes
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Kiefer Sutherland : [answers phone] Hello?
Davis Quinton : We have a problem. We need to set up a perimeter.
Kiefer Sutherland : Who is this?
Davis Quinton : Isn't this the coach of the baseball team?
Kiefer Sutherland : No, you have the wrong number. This is Shirley Douglas' residence.
Davis Quinton : Really?
Kiefer Sutherland : [slightly impatient] Yes, I should know, she's my mother.
Davis Quinton : [mocking] Your mother? You still live with your mother? How old are ya?
Kiefer Sutherland : I'm hanging up now.
Shirley Douglas : [offscreen] Kiefer, who was that?
Kiefer Sutherland : [very angry] Dammit, Mom, I told you to knock before you come in!
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Davis Quinton : No permit, no fireworks. Now, if you can gently carry them and very carefully place them in the trunk of the police car while I stand way over here, that'd be great.
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[Wanda, Davis, and Oscar test out some fireworks while Karen tries to get people to sign Brent's birthday card. The card has a picture of a frog and says "hoppy birthday"]
Davis Quinton : Oh, you gotta try this. It's called a "Screaming Tree Frog."
Karen Pelly : Speaking of frogs, check out this card!
Oscar Leroy : Happy is spelled wrong!
Karen Pelly : It's a joke.
Davis Quinton : Oh, I get it! Frogs can't spell.
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Davis Quinton : Oscar, check this out! I'm gonna light a firework with another firework!
Wanda Dollard : Will you quit that! You're gonna blow us all up.
Davis Quinton : [teasing] Wanda is a-scared! Wanda is a-scared!
Oscar Leroy : [deaf from the explosions] Walter has a beard! Walter has a beard!