Corner Gas (TV Series)

Final Countdown (2008)

Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy

Quotes 

• [Oscar is drying his fireworks out in the Ruby's oven] 

  Emma Leroy : Something smells weird.

  Lacey Burrows : What are you doing?

  Oscar Leroy : I'm baking fireworks!

  Lacey Burrows : Do you want to saute some gasoline while you're at it? Get them out of there!

• [Wanda, Davis, and Oscar test out some fireworks while Karen tries to get people to sign Brent's birthday card. The card has a picture of a frog and says "hoppy birthday"] 

  Davis Quinton : Oh, you gotta try this. It's called a "Screaming Tree Frog."

  Karen Pelly : Speaking of frogs, check out this card!

  Oscar Leroy : Happy is spelled wrong!

  Karen Pelly : It's a joke.

  Davis Quinton : Oh, I get it! Frogs can't spell.

• Davis Quinton : Oscar, check this out! I'm gonna light a firework with another firework!

  Wanda Dollard : Will you quit that! You're gonna blow us all up.

  Davis Quinton : [teasing]  Wanda is a-scared! Wanda is a-scared!

  Oscar Leroy : [deaf from the explosions]  Walter has a beard! Walter has a beard!