The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mona Leaves-a (2008)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Carl, Eric, Apu

Quotes 

• Moe Szyslak : I like creating disappointment. You know that little moment when people's hope dies? I feed on that.

• Apu : She may have been reincarnated into that baby, or that mouse on the nacho cheese.

  Ned Flanders : People are not mice!

  Apu : Oh, big surprise. Joe Jesus Jr. here to set us all straight.

  Ned Flanders : No one comes back as anything, except for Jesus as bread, and that's it.

  Homer Simpson : Oh.

  [leaves dejected] 

  Apu : That's the problem with your religion. Everything's a bummer.

  Ned Flanders : Even the sing-alongs?

  Apu : No, the sing-alongs are fine.