The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mona Leaves-a (2008)

Harry Shearer: Alan, Ned Flanders, ESPY Awards Announcer, Lenny, Mr. Burns

Quotes 

• Apu : She may have been reincarnated into that baby, or that mouse on the nacho cheese.

  Ned Flanders : People are not mice!

  Apu : Oh, big surprise. Joe Jesus Jr. here to set us all straight.

  Ned Flanders : No one comes back as anything, except for Jesus as bread, and that's it.

  Homer Simpson : Oh.

  [leaves dejected] 

  Apu : That's the problem with your religion. Everything's a bummer.

  Ned Flanders : Even the sing-alongs?

  Apu : No, the sing-alongs are fine.

• Mr. Burns : Well, well. Who do we have here?

  Man : That's what clogged up the launch.

  Mr. Burns : Well, hello. Maybe in a different time, you and I could have gone out.

  Man : Sir, you know that's just a bag of ashes.

  Mr. Burns : I've seen your wife. She's no Mamie Van Doren.