True Blood (TV Series)

Plaisir d'amour (2008)

Ryan Kwanten: Jason Stackhouse

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• Jason Stackhouse : [about Eddie]  All I'm sayin' is Lafayette didn't have to kidnap him and I'm pretty sure he left with some V.

  Amy Burley : Hey! If you wanna make the same arrangement with Eddie Lafayette's got, then have at it. This was just the only thing I could think of to get you out of blowin' your first vampire.

  Jason Stackhouse : You done this before, haven't you?

  Amy Burley : Done what?

  Jason Stackhouse : This! Kidnappin' vampires! Jesus! I should've known something wasn't right the second you walked into my life carrying that big bag of crazy! 'Cause any woman with a purse that big's bound to have something in it I don't wanna know about!

  Amy Burley : Jason, baby. You're sweet but you've gotta mellow out.

• Jason Stackhouse : [about his wife and him being gay]  What, she never even had a clue?

  Eddie : How could she, when even I didn't?

• Jason Stackhouse : So, uh, how'd it work out for you, with guys and everything?

  Eddie : [looking at his situation]  You tell me.

• Jason Stackhouse : What's with the weight, dude? I thought all you vampires were supposed to be in shape.

  Eddie : We are what we were when we were turned.

• Jason Stackhouse : Most of the gays I come across, they look like...

  Eddie : You. You're what we're supposed to look like.