- Dale Gribble: Gentlemen, I'm sure you recall my long-dreamt dream of building a guard tower in my yard.
- Hank Hill: Dale, the zoning board has turned you down six times! The last refusal was "with extreme prejudice".
- Dale Gribble: True, but for a structure under 40 feet, no variance is needed. Soon, you'll live under the protection of my 39-foot guard tower.
- Lucky: It truly is a momentous family day. That's why I wore my good bolo tie, not the one with the scuff.