- Grandpa Lou Pickles: [watching sappy movie "The Land Without Smiles"] "Land Without Brains" is more like it!
- Shawna: [in movie] Just make sure you give valentines to the other needy children, Squeaky Bear. It's too late for me.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: It's too late for me, too.
- Didi Pickles: Shhh!
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: I'm gonna get some candy; I'd rather rot my teeth than sit here and rot my brain.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: You kids just didn't have the stomach for the applesauce cure.
- Drew Pickles: No the applesauce cure.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: Why in my day we had to walk...
- Drew Pickles: How many miles, Pop?
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: Fifteen miles to school, for your information! In the snow with no shoes.
- Angelica: Angelica: Tommy?
- Tommy Pickles: Yeah?
- Angelica: I've never seen anybody barf like that, wow.
- Tommy Pickles: [slightly embarrassed he smiles and blushes] Hmmm.
- [as Angelica leaves the room]
- Tommy Pickles: Angelica?
- Angelica: [politely] Yeah?
- Tommy Pickles: Are slumber parties always like that?
- Angelica: It's like I told you before.
- [Pulling the side down on Tommy's crib so he can get out]
- Angelica: If you have to ask, you'll never know.
- [She turns and leaves the room]
- Tommy Pickles: Hey wait.
- [Tommy jumps down from his crib on to the floor and follows Angelica out into the hall to head downstairs for breakfast]