United States of Tara (TV Series)

Pilot (2009)

Keir Gilchrist: Marshall Gregson

Quotes 

• Max : Is Mom here?

  Marshall : Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but, I'm just not sure of Mom's "here".

• Tara : Am I high?

  Marshall : Maybe a little bit.

• Tara : Listen, I want to thank you for being such a strong, supportive kid. I'm lucky.

  Marshall : We're lucky, Mom. Because of you, we get to be interesting.

  Tara : Do you like being interesting?

  Marshall : I love it!

• Marshall : Mom?

  Kate : No. Mom keeps her ass-crack in check. It's "T".

  Marshall : [He turns around and sees a pink thong]  I can see that now.