- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: Now because I've never passed the refueling plane, I've never seen the last two levels. So, what I've decided to do here is to create my own version of what I think the last two levels may be like. "Mission 3: Blow Shit Up."
- [shoots Top Gun game cartridge and Top Gun movie poster]
- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: "Mission 4: Vent Your Anger and Destroy the TV."
- [Nerd screams, punches in TV screen]
- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: Hadouken! Sonic Boom!
- [fires beams into the destroyed TV]
- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: Mission 2: Destroy an Enemy Aircraft Carrier. Alright, fine, as long as I don't have to fucking land on it.
- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: This game chews turds. This game sucks your balls off and spits'em up your ass.
- The Angry Nintendo Nerd: The two player game is what it is: just two players shooting each other up, and the one thing I find really disappointing is after you blow up your opponent, you see him escape in a parachute. And you don't want that to happen; you wanna see him die.