- Regis Philbin: [on the $200 question] Which of the following devices is commonly used to control the action of a computer or arcade game? Joystick, kid glove, handlebar, parents.
- Stan Flouride: There's a very dirty joke behind this, but it's A: Joystick.
- [mild audience laughter]
- Regis Philbin: Try to stay with us, will you, Stan? For a few more minutes. We're almost through with the hour. Let's try to get through with the hour, Stan.