30 Rock (TV Series)

Kidney Now! (2009)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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• Liz Lemon : We sure had quite a year.

  [slaps Jack on the back] 

  Jack Donaghy : What are you talking about? It's May.

• Jack Donaghy : Milton needs a kidney.

  Liz Lemon : Milton, as in your dad?

  Jack Donaghy : My dad? I don't know this guy. Professor Milton Greene, who's writing a three-volume biography of Jimmy Carter, and with my kidney he could finish it!

  Liz Lemon : What're you gonna do?

  Jack Donaghy : Don't know. He's too old for the waiting list, and since Giuliani left it's gotten tougher to harvest hobo organs.

• Jack Donaghy : I'm getting Milton Greene a kidney.

  Liz Lemon : You're a match?

  Jack Donaghy : No, I'm not.

  Liz Lemon : Where are you gonna get a kidney from?

  Jack Donaghy : I don't know, but I have the entire liberal media establishment at my disposal. The same manipulation machine that got people to vote for Obama and donate all that money after Rainstorm Katrina. I'm going to use that to find my dad a kidney.

  Jenna Maroney : You should do a celebrity concert. Like that gay guy did to benefit old gays.

  Jack Donaghy : A benefit concert like "We Are the World." Or "Weird Al" Yankovic's less successful parody benefit, "We Are the Pizza."