- Jack Donaghy: I need your help, We were having sex at The Palace, she told me she loved me.
- Liz Lemon: You did it, again?
- Jack Donaghy: Well it was quick and in the meat locker, that's ok, right?
- Liz Lemon: What is it with you men, you're like you are junkies or something. Why can't you just say no?
- Jack Donaghy: Lemon, let me explain something to you that you could have no way of knowing. Emotionally unstable women are fantastic in the sack, I mean their self-loathing translates into... nevermind. I've got to get out of this. What do other guys do?
- Liz Lemon: Well, one guy died, Scotty Pippen requested a transfer to Houston.
- Jack Donaghy: Houston is too humid, what about this dying thing?
- Liz Lemon: Where is she now?
- Jack Donaghy: Chained to the radiator at her hotel room. It was her idea, she's an amazing woman.
- Harry Anderson: Markie, will you do me the honor of becoming my fake wife so we can get our money and get the hell outta here?
- Markie Post: I've waited fifteen years to hear you say those words!
- Liz Lemon: Claire is in the lobby.
- Jenna Maroney: Claire Harper? From Chicago?
- Liz Lemon: Yep. Fun, crazy Claire.
- Jenna Maroney: Oh, man, do you remember that night we all danced in that open fire hydrant?
- Liz Lemon: Yeah. Her roof parties.
- Jenna Maroney: Karaoke in Boystown.
- Liz Lemon: The all-night scavenger hunts.
- Jenna Maroney: Do you remember when we crashed that Polish wedding?
- Liz Lemon: [They laugh lightly] Yeah. She's exhausting.