Bones (TV Series)
Double Trouble in the Panhandle (2009)
Emily Deschanel: Temperance Brennan
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Quotes
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Dr. Lance Sweets : Um, can I offer a piece of advice?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Well that's why we called you, Sweets.
Dr. Lance Sweets : Don't try too hard to be their friends. Act like you're more interested in each other than any of them, all right? They will come to you.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Okay, thanks Sweets.
[Hangs up]
Special Agent Seeley Booth : So, uh, sex right?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : ...Oh good idea.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Okay.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Okay, well, I think what we need to do is get a syncopated rhythm going that takes advantage of the natural frequency of the springs.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Are you this spontaneous during real sex?
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : We should arrest him.
Dr. Albert Muir : Wait, on what charges?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Definitely positive for the whole suspicion of murder thing. But, you know, the uh, other thing is just, uh, it's... well, *confusing*.
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Buck was more dashing than you. I mean, Buck drove a motorcycle.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Well, Wanda was funner than you.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : How?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Well, she let me knock off a rubber nose from her face with a knife. You would never let me do that. You're *way* too rational.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : Oh, look at them... clowns.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Well, the psychiatric term for fear of clowns is coulrophobia.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : It's not fear, it's hate. Okay? Big difference.
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Dr. Albert Muir : Which is the only reason we kept the relationship a secret.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : 'Relationship?'... Sexual relationship?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : How? Well when you were - I'm trying to understand. When, uh, you and Julie...
Dr. Albert Muir : The girls had separate genitalia. A fair amount of privacy could be achieved by an eye mask, and an MP3 player turned up very loud. Julie liked the Kings of Leon. Jenny liked Maroon 5.
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Dr. Camille Saroyan : Dr. Brennan, if you do have to perform, any chance that you could set up a webcam so we could watch? You know, to see if we might be of any help with the case, I mean.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Yeah, absolutely, anything to help.
[Cam covers the webcam with her hand and gives a thumbs up to Hodgins]